New Blog!

Hello everyone, it's Drake. James can't do his weekly conspiracy paper, he's a bit busy. So today, I'll be handling the Saturday post.

In my last post, I lightly touched on us having a new blog on tumblr.com. Then, we hadn't even made it yet, but now its up and running, and has its first post. To go subscribe to the post, click here. On the blog, we answer any questions you leave, and make then normal Thursday upload posts and Saturday conspiracy posts (if James remembers to post one.)

Sorry for that comment about your Alzheimers James up above. Though, theres this really cool feature of Tumblr that makes it a lot easier to make posts on a schedule! You can actually enter dates to post blog posts! So we probably won't go off schedule anymore, or forget to post any blog posts. The posts you read on there are probably written weeks in advance! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is our last post on lightningbears.blogspot.com. We hope to see you at our Tumblr Page (linked above), as we are never posting again on this blog. Ever. Subscribe to our Tumblr to get notifications whenever we make a new post!

-D

JaDS 23+ Moving to Tumblr

Hello Everyone! I just uploaded JaDS 23 (James and Drake Show) here. We add a new section of the show, called "Walk along with James!" Which consists of James running around the classroom singing theme songs and bashing people with the camera. All together, pretty hilarious.

So, as you can see by the title, we're switching to Tumblr. We're not doing it right away, we want to ease into it a little bit. James will post one last conspiracy paper, then we'll switch. His Saturday post will include a link to our new blog.

Yeah, I know we're switching around really quickly, not giving you guys time to get used to consistency. Just know that the schedule for posts won't change, just where we're posting them. I will still upload and write upload posts on Thursday, and James will still right conspiracy papers on Saturday. But anyway, who uses Blogger, anyway?

Ok, well enjoy the new JaDS 23 episode (featuring another suprise ambush from me) and get used to our Tumblr page, because I promise we won't switch anything around after that. For real this time. See you everyone.

-D

James actually remembers to post something? [1st Conspiracy Paper]

Why yes he did

Hello!

Hello readers and viewers alike, I have actually remembered to do my job and make a post today! See, the new schedule is already working out fine.

So, as promised, I will post one of my conspiracy papers up on the website. This one is about the Cthulu.

The Cthulu

** NOTE **

All views written in this paper are completely false. Please do everything mentioned do NOT do anything mentioned.

What is the Cthulu? The Cthulu is a gigantic creature of almost mythical proportion. Legend says it's mortal body lives within the depths of the Pacific Ocean, far off the coast of America. In H.P. Lovecraft's work, he described the Cthulu to be a creature of Godlike status; the Cthulu had minions that were aliens that used Humans as it's slaves to prepare for the worlds destruction. Sadly, Lovecraft had no idea how right he really was. This beast uses human slaves, aliens, and our dreams to control us, lulling is into a false feeling of safety and security, when actually our world is being prepared to be devoured. And soon.

The Cthulu originally existed as a God for many religions, often more of an evil god than anything else, though. A God nevertheless, and a force to be reckoned with. Many people gave sacrifices (human sacrifices, no less) to this beast in order for protection and safety from it's mighty wrath. There are cults and tribes based off of this creature; these people are either A) controlled, as earlier mentioned, or B) they know the truth of what's going to happen.

Contrary to popular belief, this beast actually does exist, and lives on to this very day. Often times have we come across it's children and minions, and not even known it. We call it's children octopus, and never did we realize that these beasts do not belong to this world. These creatures are sent here, scouting out this world, in preparation for the, "Resurrection," (more details later.)

Electronics and technology in general have emerged form this mighty beast. He has subdued, seduced, and controlled many men in order to make his presence secret, and to ensure that once the ritual is finished Earth will be plump and ready for devouring. He will eat Earth, and then continue through space on to the next planet. (Don't believe me? Look at Mars; the planet has signs that life could've been there, because life was once there. The Cthulu has taken that planet, and sucked it dry.)

There is no way we can stop this. Maybe if we were ready earlier (about 4,000 years earlier) then we'd have a chance, but the ritual has gone on for too long that it will finish with or without our participation. Already, you can probably see the pollution and destruction in the air. The news is talking about aliens now (you can see the proof here), and more and more prophecies of the Earth ending are coming up. His children are here, his slaves (can be seen here, here, and here.) and followers are ready, and there's nothing the free can do. There was a movie that had a similar idea to this; this movie was created in order to warn us. You can see the scene that applies most here.

As said before, there is no way we can stop him. Instead, we must embrace this magnificent and beautiful thing. Those who trust and believe in him shall be transported to a dimension at the, "Resurrection"; a dimension quite similar to our own. They will live out their lives in this dimension as God's.

In conclusion, I highly believe that you, as the reader, should begin to believe in this creature. You should drop everything you're doing and begin to offer sacrifices and gifts. You should begin to hold him higher than all others, and in return you shall have a seat in the promise land. The Cthulu is coming. Soon. Soon.

End

So that's the end of the first Conspiracy paper. If you like it, comment on it, if not, tell me what I did wrong. Either way, it might be a thing for us. I've got a few other papers already written, and even more ideas.

This concludes my post, have a nice day.

~J

JaDS 22

Hey Everyone!

Episode 22 of JaDS (James and Drake Show) came out today! This one was one of my favorites so far, mostly because of the part where I (SPOILERS) tackled the camera from James. My run towards him was classic. (END OF SPOILER) If you want to see the video, click here.

Also, I fired Jack as our cameraman, mostly because he doesn't go to our school, so he won't be available. Keasia is the new camerawoman! I hope she does good, otherwise SHE DIES! Just kidding, I don't murder people. I EAT THEM!

Hopefully, the next episode of the JaDS will be at James' basement, where Jack is present, and can film for us. There will also be Parker, and Erin (if you remember him from any of my old vlogs, if you came from DakireProductions.) We're doing another RPG, and we're inviting Erin to the game. Also, the Rapture is happening Saturday! (If you believe in it) So the team will be together at James' house during the whatever (I have no idea what's supposed to happen, it's hogwash in my opinion.) Ok, enjoy our new episode!(EDIT: The gathering in James' basement was actually canceled, so our next is episode is in the Spanish Room, like usual.

-D

CONSPIRACY! (Sneak Peak)

Do you have a conspiracy that you want made into an official paper? Comment below!

INTRO

Hm... Why did I do that? Not so sure. Gonna roll with it though.

Anywho, it appears that I haven't been up to schedule. I apologize to all of you readers that had to suffer through their lack of daily James (I know, it's terrible, right?)

So, this is a short post. It's more of a sneak peak as to whats to come, and a change in the schedule. Posts from James will be changed to Saturday's (if you haven't seen the other post that notify's you about that), and there will be a new feature coming in (in replacement for Brightside review.) It will be a written conspiracy paper!

These conspiracy papers will be about ANYTHING ridiculous, and it will be made to look serious (almost serious enough to publish.) This coming Friday will be the start for the post change and conspiracy paper. That's all I'm really gonna say right now, so until Saturday friends.

~J

JaDS 21+Saturday Post

So, as everyone knows, we do a weekly Saturday post (it was supposed to be Wednesday, but of course James forgot, and Saturdays are more convenient) and I also forgot to do an upload post (I was running out of my house when I uploaded the new episode). So, I'm going to cover the Saturday post and the upload post.

You've probably guessed by the title that episode 21 of the James and Drake Show has been uploaded. If you didn't guess, they're uploaded every Thursday on our channel. So, to see our 21st episode (if it were in years, our series can drink alcohol) click here. We were on the bus going to the Henry Ford Museum, in Dearborn, Michigan. As you'll see in the video.

To explain James' absence, he's at a cousin's wedding. He won't be home for a while, so I just decided to take things into my own hands and make it easier to just make one for him.

One last thing, I've been watching a lot of movies in the last few days, and I've decided to do a mine Brightside review, though we won't have one for a week. I say mini, because I'm not going into detail. I have watched Dawn of the Dead (1978) , Dawn of the Dead (2004) , and Shaun of the Dead (2004) , a parody of the first two. They are all zombie movies, and written fairly well. The first is the original of the second, and the third is a comedy parody of the others. The Dawn's are more of a thriller, and Shaun of the Dead is a very funny English comedy, parodying the first two. I suggest watching all three, if your a fan of Zombie Apocalypse movies.

I'm gonna call it a post there, so see you next time on Thursday, May 19th.

-D

James and Drake Show (Episode 20)

Hey all,

To think we have gotten to episode 20! In this one, I showcased a Knife/comb, drank some chlorine'y Kool Aid type mixture Sydney had (probably drugs), and Parker somehow cut himself with my "Comb".

So if you wanna see episode 20 of the James and Drake Show, titled "Chlorine Kool Aid!", click here. This episode wasn't half-bad, though it only showcased my face, and like 20 seconds total of James. Look forward to episode 21, coming up next Thursday, May 12th.

-D