Hello!
Hello readers and viewers alike, I have actually remembered to do my job and make a post today! See, the new schedule is already working out fine.
So, as promised, I will post one of my conspiracy papers up on the website. This one is about the Cthulu.
The Cthulu
** NOTE **
All views written in this paper are completely false. Please do everything mentioned do NOT do anything mentioned.
What is the Cthulu? The Cthulu is a gigantic creature of almost mythical proportion. Legend says it's mortal body lives within the depths of the Pacific Ocean, far off the coast of America. In H.P. Lovecraft's work, he described the Cthulu to be a creature of Godlike status; the Cthulu had minions that were aliens that used Humans as it's slaves to prepare for the worlds destruction. Sadly, Lovecraft had no idea how right he really was. This beast uses human slaves, aliens, and our dreams to control us, lulling is into a false feeling of safety and security, when actually our world is being prepared to be devoured. And soon.
The Cthulu originally existed as a God for many religions, often more of an evil god than anything else, though. A God nevertheless, and a force to be reckoned with. Many people gave sacrifices (human sacrifices, no less) to this beast in order for protection and safety from it's mighty wrath. There are cults and tribes based off of this creature; these people are either A) controlled, as earlier mentioned, or B) they know the truth of what's going to happen.
Contrary to popular belief, this beast actually does exist, and lives on to this very day. Often times have we come across it's children and minions, and not even known it. We call it's children octopus, and never did we realize that these beasts do not belong to this world. These creatures are sent here, scouting out this world, in preparation for the, "Resurrection," (more details later.)
Electronics and technology in general have emerged form this mighty beast. He has subdued, seduced, and controlled many men in order to make his presence secret, and to ensure that once the ritual is finished Earth will be plump and ready for devouring. He will eat Earth, and then continue through space on to the next planet. (Don't believe me? Look at Mars; the planet has signs that life could've been there, because life was once there. The Cthulu has taken that planet, and sucked it dry.)
There is no way we can stop this. Maybe if we were ready earlier (about 4,000 years earlier) then we'd have a chance, but the ritual has gone on for too long that it will finish with or without our participation. Already, you can probably see the pollution and destruction in the air. The news is talking about aliens now (you can see the proof here), and more and more prophecies of the Earth ending are coming up. His children are here, his slaves (can be seen here, here, and here.) and followers are ready, and there's nothing the free can do. There was a movie that had a similar idea to this; this movie was created in order to warn us. You can see the scene that applies most here.
As said before, there is no way we can stop him. Instead, we must embrace this magnificent and beautiful thing. Those who trust and believe in him shall be transported to a dimension at the, "Resurrection"; a dimension quite similar to our own. They will live out their lives in this dimension as God's.
In conclusion, I highly believe that you, as the reader, should begin to believe in this creature. You should drop everything you're doing and begin to offer sacrifices and gifts. You should begin to hold him higher than all others, and in return you shall have a seat in the promise land. The Cthulu is coming. Soon. Soon.
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So that's the end of the first Conspiracy paper. If you like it, comment on it, if not, tell me what I did wrong. Either way, it might be a thing for us. I've got a few other papers already written, and even more ideas.
This concludes my post, have a nice day.
~J
